The Exotic Republic of Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Right Honourable Ian Smith with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.003 billion Rhodesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Rhodesian economy, worth 74.7 trillion Rhodesian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 74,455 Rhodesian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots, The Right Honourable Ian Smith has just been declared ruler of Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia in an international press conference, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia's national animal is the Sable Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia is ranked 75,483^rd in the world and 126^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.